Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.
. AA: Being a part of something is more important that being the center of attention.
. AA is the only place where you can walk into a room full of strangers and reminisce.
. AA romance… the odds are good… but the goods are odd.
. AA: Look for a way in; not for a way out.
. AA: We are not reformed drunks, but informed alcoholics.
. AA has no fixed address — you can take it with you.
. AA: We are here for a reason, not for the season.
. AA Groups: An AA group will be judged by the worst behavior of its members.
. Before I came to AA I was dead, but did not know enough to lie down.
. In AA there are no losers – just slow winners.
. Alcoholic (as defined by self): A piece of crap that the universe revolves around.
. Alcoholic: Someone who refuses to give up a life of failure without a fight.
. A person who when s/he goes to a wedding, wants to be the bride and when s/he goes to a funeral, wants to be the corpse.
. An alcoholic is someone who wants to be held while isolating.
. Alcoholic: I may not be much, but I’m all I think about.
. Alcoholic: “If I could drink like a normal drinker, I’d drink all the time!”
. Alcoholics burn their bridges in front of them.
. An alcoholic is someone who finds something that works and then stops doing it.
. If you think you are an alcoholic, chances are you are.
. An alcoholic is a person with two feet planted firmly in mid-air.
. Non-alcoholics change their behavior to meet their goals; alcoholics change their goals to meet their behavior.
. An alcoholic can be in the gutter and still look down on people.
. High bottoms have trap doors.
. If the cure works, chances are you have the disease.
. Three most dangerous words for an alcoholic: “I’ve been thinking”